What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Hail Hitler

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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