- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

PENIS lol

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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