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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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