deez nuts

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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^ That's not even funny ^

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Black people stink of shite!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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