what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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