knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

roak

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

12/23/2012

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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