- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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