- Anti Joke

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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