Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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