- Anti Joke

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!