were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

knock knock who's there ?

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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