- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Justin with a hat.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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