A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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