Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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