Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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XD Jackass.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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