- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Hail Hitler

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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