Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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guess what? bannanas

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Pineapple.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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