- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

You know what's funny? Rape

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