Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Charlie Sheen

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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