- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

An Asian with a big dick.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Cheese

hashtags suck balls

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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