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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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