What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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kieran is a homosexual

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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angelo snyder is not ga

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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