What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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