- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

"Knock knock" Come in!

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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