what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

"Knock knock" Come in!

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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