A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Racial Equality

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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