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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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