- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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