- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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