- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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