- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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