- Anti Joke

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

I used to know what alzheimers was

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.