- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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