Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

Women's rights

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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