Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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