- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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