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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

I named my son ps2 controller

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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