When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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