knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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