- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Knock knock.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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