- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

men's rights activists

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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