- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

united we sit, cause we're fat

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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