Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Anti Joke

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