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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead