- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

SHUT UP JP

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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