What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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no rasist joks

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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HOLY COW!

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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