- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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