- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

SHUT UP JP

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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