so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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A whole 'nother.

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