- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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