Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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