- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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