Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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one stop shop

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Maths.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Anti Joke

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