What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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