What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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homosexual rights to marriage

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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