What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

guess what>? your mum lol

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

brock has small hands for a small job

Homo say what?

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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