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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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