- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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