If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

your face

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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