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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Title IX

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Anyone can post anything.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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