- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

i like turtles

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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