- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

So these two girls have a cup .

what do you call a black guy african american

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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