why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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A sober Irish individual.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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How about that airline food?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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