Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

your face

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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