A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

A sober Irish individual.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

How about that airline food?

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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