- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

how do you win a game try your best

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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