a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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