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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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