- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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