- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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