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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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