- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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